February 11 is Darwin Day. We need singers, dancers, clowns, musicians and children–definitely children–to participate. I will provide my dinosaur song and a visit from Herr Professor Steinberg. I will be happy to coordinate with children. Who will step forward to help us celebrate this momentous occasion without which we would not have been evolved? Contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Toot, toot and happy day,
Milt and Herr Professor Steinberg